So maybe I'm from Tennessee and maybe you don't like country music, but regardless, if you don't like Dolly Parton I guess you're just an asshole, as far as I can tell there can be no other reason. Humor, candor, care, literacy projects, not to mention putting her gazillion nieces and nephews and who knows who all through college, and she's one helluva songwriter in the purest Appalachian tradition. I'm sure she has her moments and can be a diva and even a bitch, but I'd bet if she ever comes after you it's because you've got it coming, and I'd say you'd better run. And as you'd expect, her book's a fun read.